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Nothing Demotivational Poster


TAGS: nothing is lost
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by MuddySoapfish

GaryO - February 22, 2013, 10:28 am
this...is....good, 5L
MuddySoapfish - February 21, 2013, 9:36 pm
Thank you
mariand - February 21, 2013, 7:44 pm
well done...

SGT. SCHULTZ - knows nothing

TAGS: sgt shultz knowing nothing
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

sureok - September 7, 2012, 10:58 am
ICEMAN - December 31, 2009, 3:06 am
John Banner, he died too soon. And many of his family died even sooner in the concentration camps.


TAGS: confusion dismay anger nothing
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - February 16, 2013, 5:59 pm
Thanks Space...
spacedog - February 16, 2013, 5:54 pm
Boom. 5L Right on the money Kai.

INBREEDING - What happens when your gene pool is the size of a parking lot puddle.

REACHING YOUR GOALS - Take pride in the fact that you've accomplished something. Even if that something is nothing.

TAGS: goals patrick spongebob nothing
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by brentendo64

Sonson - February 15, 2010, 6:58 am
Looks like my day

NERF WARS - You say it's childish. You say I should grow up. You say they're children's toys. I say pass the ammunition.

TAGS: nerf war ammuntion pass nothing
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by CleverUserName

nicholsjoshua15 - August 24, 2013, 2:18 pm
Nerf Wars are childish, but live ammunition wars are mature. Said no one with a brain, ever.


TAGS: hair pulling day nothing says i love you like a swift kick to the groin
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 9:44 pm
I showed Aut, Grey. She liked it
rerun - December 6, 2010, 8:55 pm

GreyScorpion - December 6, 2010, 8:53 pm
hey autumn, here's what bucktooth" Becky looked like before she blossomed
Mongo - April 3, 2010, 11:50 am
A fleeting moment of inspiration
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 11:49 am
No, because remember? She made 89901 which was a copy of 89883 which then spawned 89935 and 89937.
GreyScorpion - April 3, 2010, 11:46 am
guess she was a 1 and done :)
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 11:31 am
Heh heh... Whatever happened to Miss Plagiari-Pants?
thatonechick - February 9, 2010, 9:06 am
Hey Karen... If you're going to plagiarize, make sure the poster you're ripping off hasn't spent a week in the top 5.
Treehodger - February 5, 2010, 10:44 pm
Lol! A family friend of ours spanked his kid today, who is seven. The kid, crying, said that he is a p***ert for touching his b***. So he got spanked again. XD I felt the story fit with the poster. 5L.
Kimjira1 - February 5, 2010, 5:30 pm
BoneCD - February 5, 2010, 6:17 am
5 tuck and cover poodles for you GS
phydeaux - February 4, 2010, 10:42 pm
Amsome! 5L for the perfect look on her face...
TheTrashHeap - February 4, 2010, 9:24 pm
Love scars
rerun - February 4, 2010, 8:31 pm

love hurts
ronsart - February 4, 2010, 8:23 pm
Super Job Grey! 5 Lion Kicks for u!...lol

N.O.T.H.I.N.G - A perfect gift For the one who has everything.


TAGS: alone arithmatic love everything nothing
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

rondollins1 - October 15, 2011, 1:25 am
very well put.
mariand - October 14, 2011, 2:08 am


TAGS: wisdom starwars nothing to lose challenge
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - October 10, 2010, 3:58 pm
Thanks Man, And Your Latest Batch Of Posters Were Truly De-motivational, It's nice to see the noob bunch doing well :D
crankyhead - October 10, 2010, 3:53 pm
Awesome use of the picture Hammy. Easy 5 =)
Reality Lord - October 10, 2010, 9:55 am

so true hammy.....so true. 5L...again

DAY BY DAY - Nothing Changes... But When You look Back Everything is Different

365 FOOLS -


LIONS - With this many haters around.... They may mean nothing at all!

TAGS: more negative lions are given out by haters than positive ones by fans your low ratings may be a sign of respect your high rating may mean nothing at all comments and compliments mean more than lions
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

crazzyd77 - December 29, 2012, 8:16 pm
How sad
TheTrashHeap - December 3, 2009, 5:48 pm
"prolly have aids by now" WTF are you even talking about?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2009, 4:42 pm
You have a lot of anger in you GrimFilth........Show us on the dolly where the bad man touched you, You'll feel better.
GrimFilth - December 3, 2009, 4:28 pm
3 fat f***s and many rangers. bet the fatties can't even track down a sandwich in the fridge. It comforts me knowing they prolly have aids by now, and they can't see their own p****es
MrRandom - December 3, 2009, 12:32 am
know it alls been a very racist commenter for some time.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:25 am
I see what you mean...taking something innocent as the crew for the Big Game hunt standing in the background, like a Coach would in a Team Ph**o, and making it racist!
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:20 am
Hey, I didn't know WTF you talking about there Space...So I took a sh** in the dark
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:19 am
I meant Knowitalls version and comment. I like TTH's poster.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:17 am
Me too, I can see the Lion's figs...so d*** disgusting.
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:15 am
I'm a bit surprised that his poster was approved.
rerun - December 2, 2009, 5:29 pm

Well, we all know that know it all is prone to being racist.
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 5:26 pm
But Know_nothing's version is as racist as his comment below is...
rerun - December 2, 2009, 3:31 pm

know it posted his own version of this poster....lame
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 3:25 pm
I'm pretty sure those are the knowledgeable guides that took the fat guys out there, knowitall. They get paid to keep the fatties alive, not pose as tough guys.
know_it_all - December 2, 2009, 3:03 pm
lol, all the black people had to stand in the back
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 9:23 pm
X-tra, try making this poster... use the same picture, but add your text. Submit it... I'll approve it. Let's see how it does. Please and thank you.
Jericho - December 1, 2009, 7:02 pm
Hmm...Maybe Next Picture They Can Take With A Bunch Of Slaughtered Defenseless Baby Otters...*****les.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:11 pm
xopster i think you missed the joke. we vote in lions on motifake.....
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:09 pm
great picture, stupid text. How about: Q How mandy ***ks with guns does it take to kill a beautiful Lion? Answer....
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 6:05 pm
I agree with you TTH as well
spacedog - December 1, 2009, 6:01 pm
I totally agree with the sentiment TrashHeap. Comments count, votes don't amount. 5Ls
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:41 pm
Just learn not to care about ratings. If at least 1 regular likes my poster enough to comment I am happy.
Jmac0585 - December 1, 2009, 5:37 pm
I registered this complaint a month ago in the forum. It's Irritating.
Derek - December 1, 2009, 5:24 pm
A portait of a dead lion and a pack of a**holes. Demotivating all right.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:17 pm
3.67 after 3 votes! Thanks for proving my point hater!
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:09 pm
Thanx GS. It came to me in a dream.
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 5:07 pm
5 HooRahs!


TAGS: nothing like it
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by Airman

5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 12:53 am
Only a true punk would dare wear that. 5 razors
pzykosiz - September 25, 2010, 12:46 am
this guys getting his a** kicked in 3...2...1...
Faceplant31 - September 24, 2010, 4:10 pm
ROR! I saw this pic and had nothin. 5L airman!

FUTILITY - Nothing wastes time or fails like prayer

TAGS: nothing fails like prayer
Rating: 3.03/5

More motifakes by Budog

greenejc - June 8, 2013, 12:55 am
Funny. Prayer has always worked for me. I guess you just have to read the instructions, huh?
djinnyf - April 10, 2012, 12:07 am
I can't pray, but can't be against prayers for others... seems to me like a way of meditating for people who needs more of a "frame" for their introspective work... xx
Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 9:15 am
those were supposed to be seperated...my bad
Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 9:14 am
Stupidity....praying anyway Insanity.....still expecting it to help
tellitlikeitis - March 31, 2011, 8:39 pm


TAGS: they don t call it friday for nothing
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:34 pm
More greatness.

UH OH... - Bunny's back, and she's ready to play...

NOTHING MAKES ME SO LONELY - As Much As My Secrets Held From The Ones Who Mean The World To Me ...

TAGS: nothing lonely secret hidden loved
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 12:53 pm
That may be but, by elimination, the second-best policy is dishonesty...
tellitlikeitis - January 9, 2012, 12:38 pm
Honesty is the best policy.
pratham - January 8, 2012, 12:19 am
so true... 5L
Rick69 - January 6, 2012, 6:54 pm
Thank you... Sometimes this is quite true for me (which really is kind of demotivational!) but usually I try to not have too many secrets. :)
maoworks2 - January 6, 2012, 5:50 pm
Very Good !


TAGS: parody nothing more
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

ICEMAN - April 12, 2011, 8:15 am
5 points of light.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:32 pm
STILL greatness, this one!!!
MrRandom - September 17, 2009, 1:38 am
Instant classic
agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 1:01 am
Go on, girlfriend... it draws the yellow out of them medals... n' stuff.
Haarakkon - September 17, 2009, 12:59 am
Honey, THAT font with THAT color?
agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 12:55 am
THIS is a funny motifake.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 9:14 pm
FTA... you see a cause celebre in this poster. I, however, am open-minded and intelligent. Haar wove a verbal ***estry, brilliant in color and blinding in wit. We leave the agendafakes to you, and enjoy motifakes ourselves... you blowtard.
FTACHASER357 - June 14, 2009, 9:09 pm
Figures that Agdaniele would agree with this poster.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 9:09 pm
I'd follow that General into Hell and back ... if that's where that annoying little red dot of light leads us, of course. Funny.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 9:06 pm
This one. This is good. Very good.

OPTIMISM - "Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today." - Mark Twain


Christmas 2015 -

TAGS: some people have nothing better to do complain gripe tantrum throw over starbucks christmas cups
Rating: 4.46/5

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freasy - November 18, 2015, 8:20 am
All I have seen are complaints about the complaints, upon complaint about what I see are non existant complaints.

SWEET NOTHINGS - Selling out the human race since the dawn of time

it ain't over 'till it's over... -

TAGS: life lost end nothing mariand
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mariand

Rick69 - March 23, 2013, 7:18 pm
Well d***... Beautifully inspirational yet throbs to the core with demotivation... I love it...
mariand - March 22, 2013, 9:19 pm
thanks guys :)
Greeny - March 22, 2013, 7:15 pm
Very 5
GaryO - March 22, 2013, 3:55 pm
Silverheart - March 22, 2013, 2:29 pm


BE A MINIMALIST - It is the least you can do.

TAGS: lazy small do nothing
Rating: 4.86/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 8, 2012, 7:40 pm
ooo! at5m :)

AFFECTION - Put that cigarette out Darla...I'm ready to eat that thing.


TAGS: inspired by doing absolutely nothing
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

CaptainBaked - March 29, 2011, 3:13 pm
That **** is such a hack! Luckily for me our I.T. guys know nothing about this site :)
agdaniele - March 29, 2011, 9:22 am
I've got 3 words for you.... Websense


TAGS: life art courage nothing motifake
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by caveman

conundrum - October 23, 2011, 3:26 am
Hey! Look! Paris from a blind mans perspective!
Reality Lord - October 1, 2011, 10:24 pm

5l for courage....lol


TAGS: happy fine paradox nothing is
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

maoworks2 - February 21, 2012, 7:43 am
Very Nice .
Zetmonk - February 21, 2012, 4:59 am
It's art really.
forseti - February 21, 2012, 1:23 am
*yawn*... just another masterpiece from RL. ;)
motinet - February 20, 2012, 6:54 pm

Truly demotivational
mariand - February 20, 2012, 5:22 pm
great one RL
Reality Lord - February 20, 2012, 3:12 pm

remember...down...not across :)
tellitlikeitis - February 20, 2012, 1:15 pm
Geez... let me just slit my wrists now.


TAGS: the oven contributed nothing
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 7:00 pm
That's why the spelling-nazi blender is not pictured in this motifake.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 10, 2010, 9:56 am
spacedog - February 9, 2010, 8:06 pm
LMAO! The vacuum, however, thinks you're a p***. +5Ls


TAGS: smell assignment nothing says lovin like a good dutch oven
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 4:44 pm
goole dutch oven, it's a cooking device. the gasous part just mimics the apperatus.
omnia - December 13, 2009, 4:38 pm
culos, dutch? who knew? but the patriotic dutchman in me feels insulted that something like that is a**ociated with the dutch
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 4:34 pm
@culos, thanks for the descriptive a**istance :) couldn't have described it better.
culos - December 13, 2009, 3:50 pm
From one Dutchman to another: Dutch oven is a fart chamber created by pulling a blanket over someone's head and farting.
omnia - December 13, 2009, 3:39 pm
what for the love of god is a dutch oven? i'm dutch and never heard the term


TAGS: nothing is fool proof
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by sickartist

GreyScorpion - January 11, 2010, 7:01 pm
Sick you have confused me, is there a difference from the one you posted 2 days ago?

enough is enough -

TAGS: wealth and riches mean nothing when you know there is still more stuff
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 17, 2016, 2:41 pm
You say wiki...I say sticky. Think there's a song in there somewhere lol.
aliceklein - May 17, 2016, 6:46 am
aliceklein - May 17, 2016, 6:45 am
MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 11:12 pm
You don't think they're too much? Teehee...thanks for the vote Igs.
lgvernon - September 6, 2013, 9:57 pm

Love the colors!~5Ls

God Bless The Economy -

TAGS: unemployed poor economy government aide nothing
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

steve1961 - September 4, 2013, 2:54 am
Well, I guess we had to put the wheat somewhere...;)And bands like the Guess Who are kinda cool...
MissPriss - September 4, 2013, 2:33 am
At least I'm not ashamed to let people know I come from Manitoba...or even Canada, unlike another canuck eh Steve? Prairies rock!
steve1961 - September 3, 2013, 5:25 pm
Don't worry. The rest of Canada sometimes forget that Manitoba exists as well. It's usually just the place that the snow plows pile up all of the snow from the rest of the country.
MissPriss - September 3, 2013, 4:18 pm
Hey...what you guys down there do with a block of cheese is total out of my control...Obviously you've never tried Canadian cheddar...now there's something you don't want to f*ck with...bahaha!
ughomer - September 3, 2013, 3:56 pm
Brilliant Manitoban? They call people like me (Wisconsin, USA) a f*cking "Cheesehead" Pwissy!
MissPriss - September 3, 2013, 3:46 pm
Callin' a Manitoban a Saskatchewan...well...hell boy ya better start a runnin'! But I'll still accept the 5L...teehee.
ughomer - September 3, 2013, 10:19 am
Brilliance on display from a Saskatchewan, 5L.


TAGS: nothing in common
Rating: 4.8/5

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Master - April 30, 2011, 1:53 pm
I like this, although I interpreted it in more general terms. The San Francisco Chronicle had a ph**ograph showing a whole block reduced to unusable building materials. Three hoses were standing, but they were trashed, too. "Bad" is woefully inadequate.
forseti - April 29, 2011, 2:21 am
marlygirl - April 28, 2011, 7:22 pm
this is awesome 5L, I have family in GA, SC and NC...
rerun - April 28, 2011, 6:56 pm

My brother is in Atlanta. My sis-in-law said it eerie. Everything around them is pretty much gone.
Airman - April 28, 2011, 6:44 pm
my no. 3 son is out of town working this week.. in Knoxville, TN. I watched the Weather Channel a lot last night and texted with him. Not fun
rerun - April 28, 2011, 6:38 pm

WOW!!! Talk about a poster that has a huge impact...especially after the storms in Alabama & Georgia


PROMISES - are often made too readily and to some people they mean EVERYTHING. Once they are broken, SORRY means nothing.

TAGS: broken promise sorry means nothing
Rating: 4.27/5

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MissPriss - May 13, 2012, 10:57 pm
5orry actually hurts when promises mean everything

IN THE BEGINNING... - There was nothing... then it exploded!

TAGS: there was nothing then it exploded
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by Chef

Sean - January 14, 2011, 12:30 pm
More importantly than all of that ... this poster is not original.
brianjayy - January 14, 2011, 5:59 am
Scientists do not maintain that there was 'nothing'...what was there was very, very, VERY compacted, in an area smaller than a quark...the key to answering the question "OK...where did THAT come from??" is to simply have the brains to say "I don't know".
rerun - May 11, 2010, 7:25 pm

I swear, the snake talked.
Zed - May 11, 2010, 10:49 am
I'm not an Atheist, but the Big Bang still makes more sense than the fairy-tale about the invisible Jewish sky-daddy, a dirt-man, a rib-woman, a magic tree and a talking snake...
Zealot - May 11, 2010, 9:42 am
nicely put
pieman - May 11, 2010, 9:23 am
Nice. 5 faithful atheists.
Viper - May 11, 2010, 7:46 am
...de de deeeeeee
Ed-Hyde - May 11, 2010, 6:53 am
Yea . . . sure.
forseti - May 11, 2010, 5:28 am
That's not my problem. Please explain where this NOTHING came from! *aaaaaargh*

C -

MOTHER NATURE - ~A Mother gives without asking for anything in return. A Mother provides without asking for sustenance. A Mother loves, only asking we love her in return.~

TAGS: mother nature gives everything nothing
Rating: 3.16/5

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autumnspirit - February 12, 2011, 2:11 am
Motivational indeed. Not funny.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 12, 2011, 1:02 am
I feel motivated....why is that?......If I wanted to feel good about myself.....I'd call a h***er......1L for missing the point.



TAGS: revenge assignment yes i know swine flu has nothing to do with pigs timmy
Rating: 2.33/5

More motifakes by pieman

phydeaux - April 8, 2010, 1:26 pm
I have to admit, I saw this pic...and couldn't do a d*** thing with it at all. I'm sorry Pie, but you seem to have fared little better here.
pieman - April 8, 2010, 11:46 am
Thx for the feedback. One of those things that sounded funnier in my head.
Faceplant31 - April 8, 2010, 11:12 am
2L only because the mention of bacon and revenge. Other than that your text did nothin for the pic Pieman.

GIVE ME A KISS! - No way! You have horsey breath.

IMPOSSIBLE - Who says nothing is impossible? I have been doing that the whole day!!!


TAGS: history nothing 1897
Rating: 4.88/5

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carebear - March 16, 2012, 1:08 pm
(carebear BANNED)


TAGS: nothing is sacred
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Airman

Mahomygod - March 31, 2011, 12:44 am
but my webcam isnt even pointed at me, never mind on...
Superjenny - March 16, 2011, 5:43 am
I see dumb people...
voodoo3535 - March 16, 2011, 1:38 am
Im not going to tell you what I see... mmmmmm.
Mahomygod - March 15, 2011, 9:23 pm
Is this one of those 'hidden picture' things? I would never be able to tell. :(
CaptainBaked - March 15, 2011, 6:42 pm
5 Amens brother



TAGS: everything seem nothing real mariand
Rating: 4/5

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mariand - January 28, 2012, 6:02 am
Recently, a TV news station said: "A very important person who seemed to have everything he wanted, commited suicide, aparently without no reason"... got it?

SECURITY! - Escort her out of here! The ONE time I supply drinks, she gets naked. I swear to me... next time I'm turning yours back into water.


Abyss -

TAGS: dark rise consumed nothing evil
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Sho - October 16, 2013, 12:07 pm
beautiful :D 5/f
GaryO - October 16, 2013, 8:27 am
As usual, LA’s posters excite me, in a scary sorta way. 5 intrigued Lions
MissPriss - October 15, 2013, 9:28 pm
That's me...evil...pure 5L evil!!!!

On A Shelf -

TAGS: a day for nothing calendar
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 31, 2014, 11:53 pm
Oh sure, make me try to think…on a Friday night. Shame on the melon. 5L
MissPriss - January 31, 2014, 2:34 pm
Wow greeny...Queen couldn't even of said it better! 5L!

this labor day -

Signs -

Intent -

TAGS: sweet nothings calendar
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

spacedog - February 1, 2014, 11:52 am
MissPriss - February 1, 2014, 11:13 am
Greeny, come closer. I want to whisper something in your ear...BAHAHA! A nice 5L yet again.

DESPAIR - When beauty is a cruel reminder of the joy you cannot feel.

TAGS: nothing takes the pain away
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Yorick

mizzdizz - July 1, 2015, 5:40 pm
Verrrry nice, Yorick! Luuuuv it! 5L


TAGS: in a world of free speech nothing else is free
Rating: 4.88/5

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Silverheart - August 19, 2017, 8:28 am



Daily routine -

TAGS: same old same old every day is exactly the same ho hum humdrum nothing to see here folks bork bork bork
Rating: 4.63/5

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XerxestheGreat - September 28, 2014, 9:20 pm
"This is what has to be done to be a true warrior..." -Master Xerxes, 2014


TAGS: cry night day nothing tosay
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

rerun - October 1, 2011, 10:06 am

LA - you just keep getting better, 5L


TAGS: do nothing continuously terrible mariand
Rating: 4.36/5

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mariand - July 6, 2012, 1:42 am
Thinking without acting means nothing.
SteveFurlong - July 5, 2012, 6:13 pm
It makes you think. Or it would, if thinking weren't doing something.

uplifting -


TAGS: much ado about nothing johnny was better
Rating: 4.14/5

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agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 9:19 pm
Yes yes yes yes.... a thousand times yes!
rerun - January 23, 2010, 6:21 pm

what, you don't like my "movies" now? Ah, I remember, they were evidence....never mind
GreyScorpion - January 23, 2010, 6:17 pm
I'd really prefer not to have to see anything ReRun is showing, thank you very much. 5L
Who Cares? - January 23, 2010, 6:17 pm
I don't think I've watched an entire Tonight Show since Carson left.




TAGS: nothing daily assignment belated donk
Rating: 4/5

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Donkasaurus - January 17, 2011, 12:45 am
My crummy laptop made me totally miss out on national nothing day, and I forgot to finish the poster beforehand. When I finally could I realized it was 11:59 pm so I didn't do my usual 55,000 checkovers to check the grammar and spelling. lol
Reality Lord - January 17, 2011, 12:34 am

i always thought "its" had an "'" to it. sorry...you said grammar....hmmmm....
Donkasaurus - January 17, 2011, 12:05 am
Bah! Tried to re-sub before it got approved. Being the grammar nazi I am I will let you all find my blunder on your own.

DAMN IT!! - all that work building a bridge over nothing, and it gets rejected.....


CAREER CHANGE - Agdaniele left his day job as Motifake Admin once they allowed male prostitutes in Nevada... turns out he gets paid the same though

TAGS: prestige worldwide aint got nothing on aggy
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 11:41 pm
So how many razors does it take to wipe that Italian off you
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 11:07 pm
....next stop, Allschitz
Sean - December 15, 2009, 10:59 pm
Speaking of Mussolini (yes we were), the train behind aggy ALWAYS runs on time.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 7:10 pm
Only on Mykonos Aggy....only on Mykonos.
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 7:07 pm
This isn't the uniform of a police chief?
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 7:05 pm
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 7:01 pm
Well you can get someone else to help you with your Mussolini costume next time, cause that was dirty, dirty money.
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 6:47 pm
Oh, you got paid PLENTY, space!
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 6:43 pm
Yikes! The dude who did your Brazilian probably didn't get paid enough.
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 6:34 pm
Poorly ph**oshopped.... where are my eyelashes?
aesop's folly - December 15, 2009, 4:59 pm
my god. this is repeling
Derek - December 15, 2009, 2:55 pm
A character from "Little Britain"
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 2:08 pm
OHHH Tiger, where are youuuu!
Mongo - December 15, 2009, 10:16 am
Is that John Candy? I have that same outfit and use it on bowling night


TAGS: nothing personal mate heart hammy
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - March 17, 2012, 3:22 pm
I am indeed cranky, but it was a nice thread, i understand completely that you and the mod team have a valid reason, but it still blows, and no way I'm goin to politifake.. and axe it's a joke about the tearoom thread being locked.
axe11154 - March 17, 2012, 2:58 pm
um can you explain?
crankyhead - March 17, 2012, 2:58 pm
No worries Hammy, I know you're just joking around. =)

PORT O CALL HAITI - Royal Caribbean Cruises is still making the stop for some passenger R&R

TAGS: nothing like going ashore with piles of dead bodies
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by Airman

R.S.Jake - January 19, 2010, 6:11 pm
I agree, they should, but if you were on your HoneyMoon, would you really want to? I'm a horrible person, so I wouldn't want to. I probably WOULD help, but I wouldn't want to.
spacedog - January 19, 2010, 6:06 pm
Unbelievably bad decision. Hey honey, should we go get a keepsake? (Totally sarcastic) The crew and passengers should be giving any and all help they can to those unfortunate people since they are right there.
Bovee - January 19, 2010, 4:43 pm
Thats just poor planning. at least skip the island. has to be somewhere else they can go.
Airman - January 19, 2010, 4:39 pm
I was just reading about it. They have their own private little club there.. but the passengers can see the roads with the bodies piled up. Not the greatest decision
Derek - January 19, 2010, 4:31 pm
Think they'll get shore leave?



TAGS: jesus people move along nothing to see here
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - August 14, 2009, 2:21 pm
Ed-Hyde - August 14, 2009, 2:20 pm
Never stopped anyone on any other topic...


TAGS: dark nothing
Rating: 2.27/5

More motifakes by Ezil

It all changed -

TAGS: affinity nothing devil angel dance jonny ox
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

mizzdizz - January 22, 2016, 3:54 pm
N-i-i-i-c-e!!! 5 goth lions, LA!
Reality Lord - January 21, 2016, 1:46 pm

...did i mention...welcome back.
lgvernon - January 21, 2016, 10:57 am

This is wonderful all the way round.

Happy Great Advice Day -

TAGS: mother advice say nice nothing quiet people wonder
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 28, 2016, 11:18 am
Aaaaannnd...she's back! Thanks dizz.
mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 8:43 am
Choke, sputter, HAHAHAHA! Need to go get some more coffee on that 1, Prissy! ^!
MissPriss - May 8, 2016, 12:33 am
Thanks Bandit!
Bandit5906 - May 7, 2016, 11:48 pm

fear -

TAGS: fear itself nothing creepy spiders
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - October 29, 2015, 12:50 am
Thanks Jesus!
MissPriss - October 29, 2015, 12:49 am
This one is in honour of my middle son...never knew a guy could scream in that high of a tone...teehee
JesusWept - October 28, 2015, 3:49 am
Excellent! L L L L L
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 28, 2015, 2:08 am
Amen, MissPriss! AMEN!

Doing nothing -

TAGS: july 16th calendar theme nothing at all
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

concern3 - July 17, 2017, 4:33 am
You nailed it. UP yours
Silverheart - July 16, 2017, 6:44 pm

A professional slacker like me can stare at a ringing phone, shrug and let it ring.
Zeul - July 16, 2017, 6:04 pm
When the phone rings

Exquisite -

TAGS: exquisite nothing beautiful attention
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

mizzdizz - October 22, 2015, 10:33 pm
Excellent, LA! 5L!

The journey of a thousand miles -

TAGS: nothing like breaking down on your way out of town
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

JesusWept - July 15, 2016, 4:45 pm
Oh that's not so bad. How about a broken timing chain? Happened to me once grrr!Interference type engine. Off to the junk yard :(

Russian Dressing -

TAGS: where is the beef nothing burger russian collusion side of lies
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by calron

EmilioDumphque - December 20, 2017, 2:38 am
Shouldn't this be on Politifake rather than here?
mizzdizz - December 19, 2017, 8:46 am
A touch dark, Calron! Excellent! ^!!!!!

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